Get me Randy Moss

I'm on board. I've been watching more highlights of the 07 Patriots than any college kid in mid-semester should be watching. I want him back. I want him to take the top off the defense for us again. White Wes and Old Pal Deion will just be first down machines, constantly moving the chains.

Heres the thing though. We would have to be getting the 07 version of Randy. And to be honest I feel like Randy should absolutely be in that mode. He definitely has something to prove now. Coming off a season where he played for like 3 different teams in 2 weeks and then faded into obscurity, only popping every now and then to call into a radio show pretending to be someone named "Woody."

If we agreed to take him back, so that he could play catch with Tommy and play under his favorite coach Billy, then there would have to be some rules set. No more saying stupid stuff. Don't complain about how many times the ball is coming your way. Don't put pressure on Tommy to force the ball to you. Don't bicker with your fellow receivers or your position coach or your offensive coordinator. Just be a good boy. And yes, some games that will mean being a decoy for the majority of the 60 minutes. But you know what Mr. Randy? If you do that then we'll get you a super bowl ring. Come play with us. Sincerely, Me.