Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Running diary of the last 4 minutes/ overtime of this bulls heat nonsense












4:09 3 point play for Carlos Boozer. That was big. Bulls need offense from people not named Derrick Rose.

3:37 Heat force a 24 second violation. Lebron was covering D Rose that possession. That should create a mismatch but unfortunately they also have that Wade fellow.

3:11 Mike "No Thumbs" Miller converts a layup. How'd he do that without thumbs?

2:53 Joakim Noah gets called for a charge. If I was a Bulls fan (and I'm currently a temporary one) I'd be more than a little upset with this officiating down the stretch. It really looks like these refs are scared to make a big call against Lebron or Wade.

Then Lebron did some stuff. Annoyed me. Made some faces. Made my skin crawl.

1:14 Lebron finds Bosh for a baseline jumper. Heat take a one point lead. I really really really deeply want this to come down to 1 shot for the Heat, just to watch Lebron choke. Again.

Udonis Haslem is such a studio gangster. Enough with the cornrows bro.

1:10 Derrick Rose explodes to the hoop. He's just so... explosive. Gets fouled, going to the line for two. Misses the first makes the second to tie it up.

.52 Wade misses a leaner inside. Here we gooooo.

23.4 left and the Heat have the ball with 18 on the shot clock. Clear out for Lebron. Watch him go left and miss.

Instead he went right and got called for a charge. Cause he doesn't have a go-to move down the stretch. Who has time to develop one of those when you're working towards being a global icon?

8.0 left, Bulls ball. Really hope they hit a game-winner here cause I have to be up early.

So much for that. Overtime.

3:43 Nobody's scored yet. Yawn

3:23 Bosh got fouled and missed the dunk attempt. He doesn't really miss free throws though which is pretty annoying. My reverse jinx didn't work, he made both.

Bulls really need Boozer to step up here. He doesn't there, missing the bunny inside.

2:47 Chris Bosh hits another jumper to put the Heat up 4. I really don't like overtime. I feel like it should be longer. Only enough time for one side to make a real solid run.

2:32 Ronnie Brewer knocks down his first three of the series. Good timing.

2:08 Wade hits a baseline jumper falling away. They should only be allowed to play with one of them at a time.

1:49 Boozer makes one free throw. Heat by two.

1:36 Lebron goes left and banks in the lefty layup. Wish he tore one of his CL's. Then he has to stare down the ref looking for a foul. Constantly needs to be the center of attention this guy. Can't. Stand. Him.

1:36 Deng inbounds the ball right out of bounds. The Bulls are just unraveling here. They need some desperation threes from Ben Gordon. Woops.

1:01 Dwyane Wade scores a layup on the break, then acts like he just regained sole custody of his children.

52.7 The Bulls really look like a JV team these past few minutes.

Literally every move Lebron makes right now is making my eyes bleed.

29.1 Lebron hits another thing. Whatever.

Pat Riley is pure evil. Someone needs to stop this team. I think that someone is Kyle Korver.

Right on cue Kyle Korver, long lost brother of Ashton Kutcher bangs home a long two.

The Heat fans are chanting something. Can't tell what it is. I'm going to pretend it's "Boston Sucks." Fuel my fire.





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