Saturday, April 2, 2011

Breaking News: Eddy Curry is alive, Heat want to sign him

Adrian Wojnarowski reports theres a better than 50-50 chance the Heat sign Eddy Curry for the playoffs. Obviously, I'm rooting for this to go down. Big Eddy has played a total of 10 games in the last 3 seasons. I remember when the Knicks were worried he might have a heart condition. Turns out he's just fat and out of shape. I really doubt thats changed even a little bit. What are the chances he's picked up a basketball any time recently?

The article said that "it is believed that Curry still weighs over 350." Does that count as an intimidating post presence? I don't think anyones scared of this flabby guy.

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